Mente Enferma, Putrida y Perversa.

Vegan - Drummer - Mexican - Agnostic - Straight - Activist

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nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

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baby:
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parents:
oh, the baby's first words!!
baby:
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parents:
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baby:
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baby:
Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?