rneerkat:

rneerkat:

people think that “floor is lava” is just a game but they are WRONG. to be safe from the flames and burns i carry two chairs with me, standing on one and putting the other in front of me. this is how i have traveled my entire life. the floor is a dangerous place

this is the life i lead

(vía alicexi)

sodamnrelatable:

accidentally being called your sibling’s name by your own parent

accidentally being called your pets name by your own parent

Accidentally being called your parents name by your pet

Called being accidentally your pets parents by your name

(Fuente: dirku, vía missjraffe)

darrynek:

cokeflow:

I just got the most awesome message :’)

(Fuente: driveway, vía missjraffe)

sadsavior:

do you ever see something great and hilarious but you’re too sad to react to it

(Fuente: lliampayne, vía missjraffe)